Rules that guys wish girls knew
Sometimes we just don’t want to talk. Don’t take it personally.
Men see a limited number of colors, like Windows default settings. Peach is a fruit, not a color.
Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions, and neither do we.
Crying is blackmail.
If you wear a Wonderbra and a low-cut blouse, you lose the right to complain about having your boobs stared at.
If we ask what’s wrong and you say “nothing,” we will act like nothing is wrong.